because Tumblr is not a popularity contest, bitches!
- Too old
- Dead
- With someone else
- In another country
- Not attracted to me
- Celebrities
- Fictional

Fuck this shit, can it be more accurate than this?
oh, and one more thing…
- gay
You forgot bugs.
lol - saw a ridiculously attractive guy today at the train station…. made an attempt to sit next to him on the train...
Same. (Well, women, but YKWIM.)
The fifth and seventh ones. So. Freaking. Much.